StarGazing | Ghostbusters again; Jessica Biel’s looks; life with Bristol

Biel’s too sexy for her job, apparently
Sounds like Jessica Biel thinks her face (and body?) hold her back from getting all the good roles.

She tells Allure magazine that she longs for juicier parts that Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman score.

“It really is a problem,” she says about being so attractive. “I have to be blunt.

“I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, then don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful.”

We’ll take a minute here to muster up sympathy.


The mag also asked Biel about boyfriend Justin Timberlake. Any wedding plans?

“I have no idea if I want to get married,” Biel says. “I have a lot to do, careerwise.”

Maybe she should wear a paper bag over her head.

Bristol: If you only knew, you wouldn’t have sex

New mom and high school graduate Bristol Palin has learned it the hard way.

“If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex,” the first daughter of Alaska tells People magazine in an exclusive interview. “Trust me. Nobody.”

She gave the magazine insight into what life with her 5-month-old son, Tripp, is like on a daily basis.

When the magazine asked Bristol, the oldest of Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s five children, if she missed not going out with her friends after graduation, Bristol said: “I have other things to worry about.”

She told the magazine she usually gets up twice during the night to feed Tripp, who sleeps in a hand-me-down crib in her bedroom. She breastfed him for a month, pumping milk before class and rushing home to feed him, all the while working two part-time jobs to help pay for the diapers and formula her parents buy for the baby.

“Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex,” she said.

SJP worried for surrogate
Sarah Jessica Parker is “incredibly outraged” and concerned for the safety and well-being of the surrogate carrying her and husband Matthew Broderick’s twins.

The “Sex and the City” star told “Access Hollywood” that all the attention over the impending births has led to a horrible invasion of the woman’s privacy.

She told NBC that the surrogate’s telephone and computer have been hacked into and that the woman, her friends and family have all been threatened.

Parker said a pregnant friend of the surrogate was even chased by the paparazzi.

“She’s had a friend who was thought to be her chased down a highway. ... This friend is nine months pregnant … chased down a highway by photographers, and dare I call them ‘reporters.’ I guess that’s how they identify themselves,” Parker said. “It’s crossed lines. Pretty much all the lines have been crossed.

“I think even given the unfortunate way we live now in this unending appetite for the more salacious information, it has still shocked me, and it has still really disappointed me.”

When Lisa Gutierrez isn’t trying to steer clear of salacious information, she’s StarGazing among published reports of celebrity news.